Bills: Guzman-topia

By No Longer Doomed to be a Bills Fan  |   Saturday, September 19, 2009  |  Comments( 169 )

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To me, the Guzmans are the latter day Sonny and Rico from "Miami Vice".

They live in a world of pastel, Art Deco mansions, wearing next decade's designer fashions and driving James Bond-like cars. They utterly ignore the hordes of nubile, string bikini babes lounging by their humongous pools. WAY too busy.

They race around Miami with $100 dollar bills trailing like the exhaust out the mufflers of their flashy cars. Their bucket seats are covered with fine Corinthian leather.

They dance the Flamenco to the sound of Alicia de la Rocha playing Chopin's preludes. Their hair is slicked back with the finest Brilliantine.

They verbalize their profound thoughts with a Castilian hisssss.

Their roots stem from Kaspar Gutman, in the film Casa Blanca.

...maybe I'm wrong though. What do you think?

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Editor's Note: Some bills fans have asked us to not post Bills articles on the weekend, and we've obliged for the most part, but this deserves weekend publication (love the Miami Vice visuals!).
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