Dick Jauron: Why?

By Guzmans: delete my effing profile  |   Thursday, October 01, 2009  |  Comments( 342 )

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The Bills v Dolphins match up is stunningly boring. Therefore, I've gone back to wondering how the Bills got saddled with Mummy Face.

As I recall, Methuselah's head exploded over Tom Donahue. This part makes sense.

Methuselah groped his way in his darkness over to Marv Levy. Very little else occurred within his cranium at the time, and less now.

Marv Levy asked Mike Mularkey to stay on as HC. It's all downhill from here.

Mike Mularkey said yes-no, and split to resume his fantastic career as assistant TE coach at somewhere.

As Tom Petty said: The sky's wide open. Musical interlude:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivXDLaGZNlc

Shut the freakin' sky down: Somehow, someone decided that of all the billions of people on Earth, Dick Jauron was the Primo.

Personally, when I heard that Jauron was "The Chosen One", I naturally thought: "WTF! Is this a joke, or what?" Jauron was number 1,645,347 on my priority list. Amir FaSaad, by comparison, was number 52,973. Sorry, Amir.

Here we sit, broken hearted. Football is passing the Bills by.

To me, Methuselah has become surrounded by Rasputins, or else should surround himself with Rasputins. It's not even fair to wonder: What is he thinking?

It's not like there haven't been any other humongously stupid mistakes made. It's just that a'times wise moves have been made.

If it's not broke, don't fix it. So they say. The Bills are sheet, as it stands. Who cares if they beat the Phins and Browns?

Is there any hope for Bills fans so long as Methuselah is the owner?

Does anyone think Methuselah is actually still running the show?
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Goose		10:16 AM
10/01/2009
How many names can we apply to DICK: Daffy Dick Dickless Chief little Dick Dickwad See Dick coach---Coach Dick Coach A Dick in...
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Greg S		10:35 AM
10/01/2009
The continuing debate on this site has been whether Ralphie is Cheap, stupid, and/or senile. Even though he has jettisoned...
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ba bye		10:35 AM
10/01/2009
What do you suppose Marv thought his role was originally supposed to be? ...and why did he quit so soon? Was he just a "name", or...
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