5th Down…A Screen Play

By Achilles  |   Tuesday, October 06, 2009  |  Comments( 17 )

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R.W ( Andy Griffith type tone)- "Rusty, my boy, I've been thinkin about something, and I want to talk to you about it".

R.B. (Opie esc) - "Sure, Mr. Wilson, sure sure".

R.W - "well Russ, you know...you know how they've been calling me an innovator, and you know, well you know about how I got elected into that Hall of Fame, don't ya?"

R.B. - "of Course I do Mr. Wilson...sure sure.., of course I do".

R.W - "well Russ, I've been thinkin about innovation and stuff, you know what that is, don't ya Russ, Innovation?".

R.B. - "sure, sure Mr. Wilson, of course I do. I do have a Masters in Business Administration with a concentration on Marketing".."sure sure, Mr. Wilson, I'd like to think I am somewhat a creative guy...you know ..innovative like you say".

R.W - "good, good Rusty, good, then you know what I mean when i say IN O VA SHUN?"

R.B - "sure sure Mr. Wilson, sure sure"

R.W - "well Russ, I've been thinking about something...and I think..I think it's IN O VA SHUN"/

R.B. - "what is it Mr. Wilson, what is your Idea...what is it, Mr. Wilson?"

R.W - "well Rusty, you know how much money it cost for me to pay these players right?"

R.B. - "not sure Mr. Wilson, but I would guess it's a pretty nickel huh?".

R.W. - "it is a pretty nickel indeed Rusty, a pretty Nickel indeed...But Russ, I was thinkin....Do I really have to?"

R.B. - "Have to what Mr. Wilson? Pay the players?"

R.W. - "I know I have to pay the players Rusty, but, do I have to pay them as much as I do?"

R.B. - "well Mr. Wilson, I guess that's up to you?"

R.W - "hell yes, Russ, it is...and don't you forget that Russ, don't you forget who's pocket this is comin otta"

R.B. - "oh no Mr. Wilson, oh no...I haven't upset you..Have I Mr. Wilson?"

R.W. - "no, Russ, no..you've been a fine boy"..

R.B...-"then what, what is it Mr. Wilson".

R.W - "well Russ, I'm just gonna say it...I'm just gonna say it"

R.B. - "sure Mr. Wilson, sure sure".

R.W. "Russ, I want to draft and pay only players that can play offense, defense and special teams".

R.B - "Sure Mr. Wilson, ya always want versatility".

R.W. - "No, Russ, what I'm talkin about is, that I want, a Quarterback that can kick, and play defensive end...and a little corner and linebacker if we need it".

R.B. - "huh...hmmm..." grunt.

R.W. "see I figure, I can get by with 15 players" I figure Rusty, we can save ALOT of money that way".

R.B - "yes, Mr. Wilson, I suppose you could"..sure sure...sounds like a GREAT IDEA!".

R.W. - "it is a Great Idea Rusty, it's a damn Great Idea"

R.B. - "sure sure Mr. WIlson, a damn damn great idea". "we could have guards play punter, and safety, and tackles run sweeps." Mr. Wilson! WE COULD HAVE THE KICKER BE COACH!!!"

R.W.- "Now that Rusty is what I pay you for my boy!' That is what I call INNOVATION!"

R.B (Sheepishly) "Gee thanks Mr. Wilson, I'll do anything for this team".

R.W. - "That's why i like you Rusty, that's why I like you...but Russ..."

R.B - "Yes Mr. Wilson?"

R.W - "before I talked to you, I spoke to Jeff Hangartner...smart boy you know..."

R.B - "Sure, Mr. Wilson, he sure is!"

R.W. "Well Russ, I have to tell you, he's running back kickoffs, holding on kicks, and our 5ht Wide Reciever....and Russ..

RB - "What Mr. Wilson...WHAT!?"

R.W. - He's also going to be GM and director of Scouting.

RB - "well ..Mr. Wilson, what's that mean about me, Mr. Wislon"

RW. - "Rusty, come now, take it like a man".

RB. - "but Gee Mr. Wilson...why?"

RW - "Gee Russ, I'm not quite sure.".
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