The Bills; Their unconditional surrender…

By Guzmans: delete my effing profile  |   Friday, October 16, 2009  |  Comments( 166 )

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When nothing got done about re-signing Jason Peters, and others got deals, a red flag went up.

I dislike the hippo-necked blob as much as the next guy. I thought that the inner circle jerks should have beat him and Gene Parker down and made him play up to his contractual obligations.

But, in retrospect, flabi-potamus was a brilliantly bright magnesium signal flare shouting the fearsome nautical signal:

RED-OVER-RED: The Captain Is Dead.
Vessel not under command.

After decades of the Mike Gandy's and the Tutan Reyes's, the Bills unfensive line could not be worse. Fogetabout injuries. The Bills unfensive line is total crap, until proven otherwise. In dreams, Eric Wood, Andy Levitre and Geoff Hangartner are smoke and mirrors. Demetrius Bell is fairy dust. Brad Butler was barely OK, and he is/was the best of the bunch.

What worse could a front office do to a team than to blow apart their second rate offensive line in order to install a 10th rate facsimile.

When was it exactly that the Captain died?

Jauron reminds me of the insipid movie "El Cid". Here the christian general dies, and they strap his corpse to a horse and send it off to battle the Saracen horde. Except that DICK is more like Monty Python's coconut shell "horse gallops": clippidy clop. clippidy clop.

Do the Bills exist solely to annoy me?
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Amir FaSaad		01:51 PM
10/17/2009
Hey... I'm the next guy, Ha ! And, this is the last time I'm gonna say this; russ 'PANTS-oN-FIRE' brandon lied to Peters and...
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ba bye		02:07 PM
10/17/2009
The Jets: Dump Pennington and Favre, and get Sanchez. Get Braylon Edwards for a song. Develop Darrell Reavis into an All...
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ba bye		02:15 PM
10/17/2009
Hi, Amir. I don't know the details of the Dough Boy thing, but there doesn't seem to be a coherent plan in place for developing...
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