Grant compares Bills and Donkeys; Bardley conjures up a Cedric Benson-Tulane conspiracy

By Hugo Guzman  |   Friday, May 09, 2008  |  Comments( 4 )

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Congratulations to Grant W. for winning our "Post of Week" contest and to bardley80 for winning our Cedric Benson Ad Libs contest!

Grant W. won "Post of Week" honors by offering up a hilarious parallel between our avatar default image (a silly looking donkey) and the Buffalo Bills offense and defense:
I choose my avatar as I see the eyes of the donkey as representing the Bills offense and defense, with the one clearly having a bigger impact than the other.

The donkey represents Dick J. fro the jack-*** he is, and the black and white represents how clear cut the Bills path to victory will be.

Oh yeah, am also a lazy bastard

Doomed do you care to tell us what yours means? I'm a bit affraid to learn what all the dog avatars mean.

bardley80. won the Ad Libs contest despite having to repost due to some formatting an comprehension issues:
It looks like Benson may have pulled a "Do you know who I am?" on the cops and they decided to drag him to their car for that reason only. Maybe they're Tulane alums and want to see Matt Forte be the Bears' starting RB?
Wait I messed up....

Cedric Benson is a waist of handcuff time. Seriously, the only thing worse than telling the cops "Do you know who I am?" would be if he acknowledged Thomas Jones was the better RB.

Both users will receive $25 gift certificates to the vendors of their choice, so make sure to participate in next week's contest for a chance to earn some loot of your own!
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