Chaos? What Chaos..The Bills, Uncle Sam, Toyota and Apple Pie…

By Achilles | Friday, October 02, 2009 | ( 6 )

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Good thing Jonathan Scott is taking over for Demetrius Bell, who was taking over for Langston Walker, who was taking over for Jason Peters at Left Tackle. It's a good thing left tackle isn't that critical for an NFL team with a right handed immobile quarterback. It's a good thing Kirk Chambers is taking over for Jonathan Scott who was taking over for Brad Butler who was taking over for Langston Walker at Right Tackle...because Right Tackle is as equally overrated as Left Tackle. Two meaningless positions to establish a balanced attack. It's a good thing George Wilson is in there to replace Scott, who was in there to replace Simpson. And it's a good thing that Byrd is in there to replace Witner. I forget, was Byrd a corner projected at Safety or Safety projected at Corner. Silly me..I forget...after all..things at one Bills are usually very straight forward. I'm still not sure what our number 1 number 1's position is, and why he doesn't play. I understand our number 2 number 1 and our number 1 number 2 (or was it our number 2, number 2?) I forget. Well, at least I know those two linemen are replacing two other linemen that are no longer with the team..I think...I forget. And it's a good thing we have a practice squad...those guys get better in a hurry...leap frog the guys right in front of them. Buggs, who is no Suggs, replaces Poz who is not Boz, and I think Johnson is hurt, and so is McCargo, but I think one of them was traded and untraded last year. I forget. Stability is key to success in this league..or was it adaptability. Like I say to my girls when I am coaching them on their jump shots...Remember...Focus is the most important...or leg strength...or arc...or...follow thru...or rotation...or...squared shoulders..... It's not really that complicated. First you cut the apples...skin em, dice em.,..add some sugar, white and brown, and some lemon juice, go figure, and then add some flour...can you believe it? Yes...mix it good, and put it on a crust and cook it...and man...it's as easy and tasty as pie...or a piece of cake...I forget...

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	No.1 Goose	08:24 AM 10/05/2009

	Excellent!!!!!!!


	No.2 Grant W.	09:21 AM 10/05/2009

	Great point. Thank god there is such good leadership at the helm or this could really get out of control fast. Four games in...


	No.3 Polish Lover	11:34 AM 10/05/2009

	Its a little early to say the season is a total loss but it doesn't look good. I think this game can be explained by three...