How bad can it get for the Bills?

By E rock  |   Monday, September 07, 2009  |  Comments( 8 )

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Wow. The level of pure incompetence emanating from One Bills Drive just went from irritating to mind boggling. These guys get paid a handsome salary to come up with this pure stupidity. Please use the comments to offer up who you would rather have running the Bills. At this point I'd rather have the Bills be running the 5-play playbook from my...
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Goose		 11:51 AM
09/07/2009
Bills in Confusion......

Sang to the Temptations song---Ball of confusion...

Coaches movin' out
Players movin' in
Why, because the Bills can’t seem to win
Pass, Pass, Pass, cause you sho' can't Run


Here’s a plea
I’m sure you’ll all agree
Dick better win, or Ralph will set him free
Play on Jauron, play on

Well, the only people talkin'
'Bout making the playoffs is the diehards
And it seems,
They haven’t paid attention to the scorecard

Aggravation, Humiliation, retardation, Reservation, Constipation, fornication,
Obligation to Bills nation
Bills in Confusion
That's what the season is in today!!!!!!!

The worry the team is up sale is at an all time high
Coaches walking around with
Their heads in their hand
Season’s a flame and it’s only the summer time
And, the coaching staff knows they’re on the verge of getting canned


Wilson says firing the OC will
Solve everything
And the Team played on
So round 'n' round 'n' round we go
Will we ever make the playoffs, nobody knows
The Bills in Confusion
That's what the season is in today!!!!!!!
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ba bye		 12:19 PM
09/07/2009
E Rock, I gave your question some serious thought after the 2007 season when it was still valid. The DICK rehiring of 2008 killed any interest I had. Now, it's just a matter if grinning and bearing it.

At this point, no one of any stature is going to come in to play ringmaster at this sure-to-be traveling circus. Actually, it's more of just a dog and pony show than a real circus.
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bILZrok		 01:38 PM
09/07/2009
One Headlight by The Wallflowers

Sung by AVP about the loss of one of our two coordinators (headlights) and his plight with Cinderella (Trent) to get out of “in the middle”, i.e. - our perennial 7&9 record.

’99 came and went so long ago.
That's when they threw that phuckin’ forward pass
We heard their anguished screams and pleas
And saw them fall onto their knees.
The Music City Nightmare’s haunting me.

I seen the sun comin' up at the Ralph about dawn
The long broken arm of wasted games
Now it always seemed such a waste, they always finished in last place
So I wondered how they hung around this long

Hey, come on try a little
Throw it down the middle
There's got to be something better than
Dink n Dunkin
Just find your deep receiver
and put it on the numbers
Let him take it home
With one deep pass

He said it's cold
It feels like a November Day
And I can't break away from this malaise
But there's got to be an opening
Somewhere here in front of me
Through this maze of ugliness and speed
And I seen the sun up ahead at the Monday Night Game
Sayin' all there's good and Brady isn’t dead
Jackson’s running till he's out of breath
He ran until there's nothin' left
He pleads with Trent just throw it to them, please.

Hey, come on try a little
Throw it down the middle
There's got to be something better than
Dink n Dunkin
Just find your deep receiver
and put it on the numbers
Let him take it home
With one long ball

Well I’m getting old
And I feel just like a beat up phuck
I call the passes, but the passes never fly
He smells of fear with his happy feet
He’s checkdowns never miss a beat
Sometimes I think I'd like to watch him die

I'm so alone and I feel just like Turk’s little bitch
Man, I ain't changed, but I know I ain't the same
But somewhere here in B-Low’s city walls of dyin' dreams
I think of Trent, he must be killin' me

Hey, come on try a little
Throw it down the middle
There's got to be something better than
Dink n Dunkin
Just find your deep receiver
and put it on the numbers
Let him take it home
With one long pass
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