Bills: Guzman-topia

By Guzmans: delete my effing profile  |   Saturday, September 19, 2009  |  Comments( 169 )

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To me, the Guzmans are the latter day Sonny and Rico from "Miami Vice". They live in a world of pastel, Art Deco mansions, wearing next decade's designer fashions and driving James Bond-like cars. They utterly ignore the hordes of nubile, string bikini babes lounging by their humongous pools. WAY too busy. They race around Miami with $100 dollar...
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Goose		 11:37 AM
09/19/2009
Ha ha!!
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anello1960		 12:29 PM
09/19/2009
And they have a sense of humor!

They high five each other while side by side at 80mph in their dueling 35 ft cafe racing boats, jaws clenched tightly on smuggled cigars en route from their ocean rendezvous with their Cuban accomplices. Raybans reflect the sunset as they advance toward home. Their good environmental consciences will not allow them to throw the butts into the sea, they proudly chew and swallow each morsel and take pride in their efforts.
They don't need no stinki'n Corinthian leather from a used Chrysler Cordoba, they have the finest imported Connoly crocodile leather adorning their choice late model 360 Spyders, as they eagerly await the next extended Buffalo Bills thread and emails from weight loss supplement representatives.
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Cap55		 01:07 PM
09/19/2009
Easy on the crushed Corinthian leather guys. I was the (not so) proud owner of a 1977 Chrysler Cordoba. Or as 'Mr. Rourke' used to say .... 'Cor-r-d-d-d-oba'. (How do you type a tounge roll?) Bought it used (and very cheap) in NJ during the gas rationing days, moved it to Illinois where the rust got to it (the trunk used to pop open when driving over RR tracks) then on to SC. One day I was pumping gas and a guy on the other side of the pump looked over in disbelief. With his best Bubba drawl he asked, 'Where you from, son?'. He had never seen rust before!

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