Snow White and the Buffalo Bills

By Achilles  |   Monday, September 28, 2009  |  Comments( 134 )

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Dick Jaruon went 13-3 one year with the Chicago Bears. Alex VanPelt broke all of Dan Marino's passing records at Pitt. Kiawaka Mitchell won a superbowl with the NY Giants. Terrel Owens caught a pass in 185 cnsectuvie games. Lee Evans is a first round speed demon that catches TD bombs like they are going out of style. Josh Reed was a Biletnekoff...
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 No.1
ba bye		 10:20 AM
09/28/2009
Too true.

...but you forgot the one about when the clock struck midnight and all the smart, nasty, high motor, lunch bucket All Pros turned back into the Bills crap offensive line.

Excellent column!
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Kegman		 10:35 AM
09/28/2009
A lot of young fans may still believe in this franchise, but a lot of us in our 50's and older, who have followed this team through thick and thin over the last 40 years are jaded and know the fairy tale, as the author puts it, is just that. The 2009 Bills will compete every week, and play up or down to the level of their competition, and find a way to lose to the good teams, and beat a few losers. No reasonable fan could expect this team to reach 7-9 this year, much less the playoffs. We have a few players, but the youth movement, injuries, combined with a career loser of a coach (nice shades Dick - hiding your deer-in-the-headlights look?) has relegated the Bills to a non-entity once again. What is galling is the way they lose, not to mention DJ deferring yet again on the opening kick and watching the Saints march to an 82 yard TD on the opening drive...penalties, inexperienced players and OC, conservative coaching, timid QB, questionable game strategy, the small and quick and bend but don't break philosophy...it bites you in the end. And every coach we play against now knows how to exploit our offense. Apply a little pressure and Captain Checkdown freaks. At least the defense showed up. First year in thirty that I'm not buying a ticket - that way there will be a ticket for somebody who still believes in the fairy tale...for me the product just isn't worth it with Jauron coaching it. But I'll watch them in my favorite watering hole and continue to support various brewery's :) Go Bills, and please don't ^%$# the bed in Miami.
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Goose		 10:41 AM
09/28/2009
We play play play play play to win the whole game through
To lose lose lose lose lose is what the team tries not to do!!
There ain't no trick to lose a game real quick
When all your offense does is kick kick kick
At the Ralph! At the Ralph! At the Ralph! At the Ralph!
Where 76,000 fans shake their head to themself!

Heigh Ho-- Heigh Ho---
Its off to Miami we will go!!!!


Bashful---Dick Jauron

Doc --Marcus Stroud

Dopey ---John Guy

Grumpy ---Terell Owens

Happy--John McCargo

Sleepy ---Ralph Wilson


Sneezy--Russ Brandon

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