Parcells’ retirement statement (speculative unexpurgated version)

By Os Davis  |   Thursday, January 25, 2007  |  Comments( 7 )

 Dallas Cowboys
"I am retiring from coaching football," reads Bill Parcells' retirement statement, so fashionably delivered through the medium of email. (Do you suppose Brett Favre will announce his retirement in like fashion?) It was unfortunate indeed that The Tuna, always loved for the art of the press conference, chose to go out this way. Why couldn't he...
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CommentsComments: 7
 No.1
bruce		 03:38 PM
01/25/2007
good move picking up jason garrett as the off.coord.,who parcells was going to sign if he had come back.it says a lot that parcells was going to have jason run the offense,sinc we have not had an off.coord.since 2004.if dallas was to bring in either:dan reaves,wade phillips,or norv turner for two years then they could turn it over to jason,who is being touted as the next sean payton!!
 No.2
Red baron		 07:30 PM
01/25/2007
Jason Garrett sucks Bruce... he sure didn't help Culpepper or Harrington when he was there in Miami and sure didn't save 15% on his car insurance. Get rid of Owens too... he's a cancer.
 No.3
The Punisher		 12:30 AM
01/26/2007
how can a guy who sucked at qb be any good at calling plays for the offense? yea and miami really blew people out didn't they bruce.
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